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cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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(via legit-humour)

worldofthecutestcuties:

They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom.
toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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(via dutchster)

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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(Source: miraguey, via orgasmic-humor)

tastefullyoffensive:

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via youonly-yolo-once)